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1. Twilight Has Little to No Plot

Twilight lacks a consistently well rounded plot and what ‘plot’ it does have is poorly slopped together and covered in clichés. You could say there is a plot in there…somewhere…but there’s only one, there are barely any subplots either. And for those that do pop up, they are then quickly dropped and/or forgotten by the writer. Stephenie Meyer lacks the ability, planning, and forethought to think ahead and finish everything she starts. There are plenty of little subplots that pop up and make some of the readers go, “HMM!!!” so you hang in there, wondering how it’ll develop…and then after 400+ pages and three more books you realize…you’ve been punk’d. If that wasn’t bad enough, when she actually does have enough brain cells colliding with each other to spark an intelligent thought bubble she then has the audacity to backpedal and completely rewrite already established subplots which in turn completely contradict with previous chapters or books. CONSISTENCY WOMAN! LEARN IT! Read the rest of this entry »

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This is a petition for offical recognition that Buffy did indeed own Edward Cullen.  If you haven’t already seen the video, you can watch it below.

You can sign the petition by going to this site: The Official Edward V. Buffy Petition

Buffy deserves the recognition, don’t you think?

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Before, Wonder Woman was a symbol of good and Femininity in the world.  After her retirement in the states, however, things have changed a bit.  Hopefully Batman and Superman won’t end up the same way…

Wonder Woman in her Younger Days:

Her powers include super strength, super speed and stamina, and flight. She is highly proficient in hand-to-hand combat and in the art of tactical warfare. She also possesses an animal-like cunning and a natural rapport with animals, which has in the past been presented as an actual ability to communicate with the animal kingdom. She also makes use of her Lasso of Truth (which forces those bound by it to tell the truth), a pair of indestructible bracelets, and an invisible plane (Wiki).

That was before she retired… Now look at her.

Poor Wonder Woman, defeated by none other than Ronald McDonald.

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